Sunday, April 12, 2020

My family doesn't care that I probably have the Coronavirus

If you like me you might have some very serious symptoms of the Coronavirus you also may have family who roll their eyes when you express your concerns that you could be really sick and infecting others and maybe should be hospitalized and get a time slot for a ventilator before they're all used up. even now my daughter and my wife are laughing uncontrollably at my concern for my own health I'm afraid my daughter May choke on a banana as we speak she's laughing so hard at the thought of me having coronavirus for some reason. Friends, in this time I think it's important chisme...... sorry there was a cough there....a dry cough not a cold cough but a dry cough as described on the many many "do I have coronavirus symptoms" websites.  Also this post may not make total sense because I feel feverish but when I ask my wife to check my temperature she puts her cheek up to my forehead and says "you're fine, you're fine quit wishing you had the day off" and when I expressed my shortness of breath to my son he says "yeah you're overweight what do you expect maybe you shouldn't eat so much fatty chips, Fatty".  In conclusion it's been a pretty good run I've had a good life and a lot of other people are dying during this period of time might as well do it with your family laughing at you.

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