Friday, September 15, 2006

Paul Bunyon

I had to work with this giant Canadian this week. Boy those Canadians sure are clean and polite. I guess if you got to eat Canadian bacon every day and drink Canada Dry to wash it down, you might be, uh, somehow cleaner....and uh, more....that doesn't make any sense at all. And Dan Aykroyd only ate dry white toast anyway. But Keifer Sutherland probably drinks Canada Dry and he's like the Prime Minister of Canada or something, or he works for their secret security or 24 something, whatever...


Sunday, September 10, 2006

Just the hat

So last week was busy with the holiday and all and my folks are all excited about doing the weight watchers thing and so Erin and I thought we’d give it a whirl. Well, depending on your weight determines how many points of food you are supposed to eat in a day so I thought we should start by just not really worrying about it for the first day, and just write down what we eat and then add it up and see what a typical day is without trying. So Erin is supposed to have like 20 points or something and I’m supposed to have like 30 or something so at the end of the day we did the math and Erin had had like 40 or so and she was pretty bummed. Then I added up mine and it was…get this, 96.5. That’s like three fat dudes’ worth and then some. So we figured we’d better look at what doesn’t “cost” much in points and try it for real. I this means the only things we can get from Krispy Kreme are hats.