Friday, September 15, 2006

Paul Bunyon

I had to work with this giant Canadian this week. Boy those Canadians sure are clean and polite. I guess if you got to eat Canadian bacon every day and drink Canada Dry to wash it down, you might be, uh, somehow cleaner....and uh, more....that doesn't make any sense at all. And Dan Aykroyd only ate dry white toast anyway. But Keifer Sutherland probably drinks Canada Dry and he's like the Prime Minister of Canada or something, or he works for their secret security or 24 something, whatever...

Nevermind.

4 comments:

amy said...

Do you think you can set me up with that tall Canadian?!

K.B. said...

Sure he looks 12 feet tall, but that's 12 feet Canadian. That translates to like 7 feet American.

Paul said...

Actually, we don't have feet in Canada, it's all metric.. So that would be approx 293 centimeters...

K.B. said...

You don't have feet?!?!?

What do you walk on???